Happy April Fool’s Day!

President Coolidge’s Secret Service man, Colonel Edmund W. Starling, relates this amusing incident involving a bird and a cleverly prepared request to the Budget Director. As we will see, it was especially relished by someone known for his pranks around the White House, Mr. Coolidge.

“Dr. William A. Mann, director of the National Zoological Park, and an accomplished zoologist, was anxious to have a special grant of funds given his institution for research purposes. He and his subordinates expected to meet strong opposition from General Lord, the director of the budget, and some of the younger men cooked up an ingenious scheme. They took a luridly spectacular bird called the Malayan starling, a bird of bright yellow plumage with a black cape, and spent their lunch hours teaching him to ejaculate: ‘General Lord! What about that appropriation?’ The bird had a rich baritone voice of peculiarly piercing quality. It presently became expert. About this time a meeting of the government officials concerned with budgetary problems was arranged in the main building of the Smithsonian Institution. Vice President Dawes, General Lord, Senator Morrow, and the heads of some of the departments were there; so was President Coolidge–and so was this gorgeous Malayan starling. The bird was hung in a handsome wooden cage at a carefully chosen and most strategic point; just the point where General Lord was being introduced to the guests. After the general’s name had been repeated several times, the bird suddenly burst out in its ringing baritone voice:

‘General Lord! What about that appropriation?’

The President shook with laughter. General Lord, who thought he was being made a butt, was at first irritated, but when the situation was explained, he laughed, too–and the National Zoological Park got its appropriation” (Starling of the White House, p.230-1).

The Golden Myna (mino anais), an especially bright and vocal species of starling, which is likely what the Colonel called the "Malayan starling."

The Golden Myna (mino anais), an especially bright and vocal species of starling, is likely what the Colonel called the “Malayan starling.”

The Coolidges at White Pine Camp, Adirondacks, New York, summer 1926

The Coolidges at White Pine Camp, Adirondacks, New York, summer 1926

Do you have a license for that dog?

In fact, yes.

The application for license to possess Rob Roy on park grounds. Yes, the President filled out the application himself.

The application for license to possess Rob Roy on the park grounds. Notice that the President filled out the application himself.

The cottage where Mr. and Mrs. Coolidge -- and the dogs -- stayed that summer.

The cottage where Mr. and Mrs. Coolidge — and the dogs — stayed that summer, located 2 miles north of Paul Smith’s hotel. Courtesy of Lynn Newman.

Coolidge stands with hotel owner Phelps Smith, in front of Glover Cottage at Paul Smith's famous hotel, where Executive Offices were established during the 10 weeks they stayed in the Adirondacks.

Coolidge stands with hotel owner Phelps Smith, in front of Glover Cottage near his father Paul’s famous hotel, where Executive Offices were established during the 10 weeks the Coolidges stayed in the Adirondacks. It appears that Ted Clark, the President’s private secretary, is pausing at the top of the stairs. Sadly the hotel would burn to the ground four years later. Photo courtesy of Adirondack Collection, Saranac Lake Free Library.

The Coolidges at Gabriels Station. Courtesy of Lynn Newman.

The Coolidges at Gabriels Station. Courtesy of Lynn Newman.

“Calvin Coolidge” by Jerry Wallace

Here is an awesome half-hour presentation of the life and landmark accomplishments of Calvin Coolidge by superb scholar Jerry Wallace to the Wichita Pachyderm Club. His irreplaceable volume Calvin Coolidge: Our First Radio President has contributed so much toward shattering the myth that Cal was too inept and silent to make use of the new medium of radio. In fact, Mr. Wallace explains that far from being a failure, Calvin Coolidge bequeaths an historic legacy as not only a masterful communicator but effectual doer and successful President. This is well worth the listen!